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By: Clementi Forest Green Frog
This is my story. I don’t mean to boast but I was once upon a time a very handsome young man. I wasn’t only handsome. I was charming too.
My mother loved me very much. I was also a mummy’s boy – I think you can read between the lines. One day, a young couple moved into the neighbourhood. On any count, Alicia LoveLock was a very pretty neighbour.
Last week, she came to borrow some salt. Earlier this week, while her husband was at work, she came to borrow some sugar. She didn’t leave.
As fate would have it, my mother caught us red-handed in a rather compromising position! My mother was furious.
She said: “Alicia LoveLock has to go”. So, last night I had to tell Alicia we had to break up. She was angry. I honestly didn’t know she had magical powers. With a wave of her hand, she turned me into a little green frog!
I could almost hear her screaming in laughter as she mounted her broom and flew away in the direction of the moon.
Even as a frog, I could see her sexy silhouette as she flew past the moon… No, she wasn’t an ugly witch with a conical hat astride a broom. She was a sexy witch!
But like all fairy tales, there is always a cure for my predicament. All I need is a kiss. I am lucky – I understand Uncle Chris will be doing a walking tour through the Clementi Forest on 28th January 2023.
I am now hiding under the railway track at the Clementi Forest. Please come and save me. All I need is just one kiss. I promise you in return, I will do anything possible within my means (to reward you).
Uncle Chris is expecting you to tip him at the end of the tour. I’ll take care of the tip for you – and more. I just need one kiss! I know it will be silly to be seen kissing a frog. So, we will do this very discreetly.
I’ll be hiding under the rock as Uncle Chris stops for a Take 5 at the railway track. Please come!
Please come! Meet Uncle Chris at 8.30am on the 28th January 2023 at King Albert MRT.
For reservations, contact:
UNCLE CHRIS WALKING TOURS
Chris WK Ng
T: 65 91814298
E: [email protected]
W: www.unclechrisdrivingholidays.com
Note:
• We do the worldwide practice of tipping at the end of the tour.
• We also reserve the right to accept or reject habitual late cancellations and No Shows.